How About The Alphabet From A-Z Backwards?

Asteroid Eros at its closest since 1975 on January 31.

The NEAR Shoemaker spacecraft captured this movie of Eros on December 3-4, 2000, while in orbit 125 miles (200 km) from the center of this asteroid. Image Credit: NASA / Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory


Look for it in the area of Leo, Sextans and Hydra.

Look At These Working Dogs of the Day.

Look At These Working Dogs of the Day: Apparently this dog couldn’t pay his vet bills, so they put him to work.

(Oh, and, what’s with not giving the second dog a treat? He looks like a good boy to me.)

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The Daily What.

REGULAR STAUBACH OVER THERE.

peopleofwalmart.

Hitler painting fetches $53,000 in Slovak auction.

BRATISLAVA, Slovakia (AFP) - A 1913 painting by Nazi Germany's dictator Adolf Hitler sold for 32,000 euros (S$52,925) in a Slovak internet auction on Sunday, the Darte auction house said.
The starting price for the painting titled Maritime Nocturno was set at 10,000 euros, while an expert put its value at 25,000 euros, said Darte, which sold the painting in a closed VIP auction.
The mixed-media painting depicts a full moon over a glittering seascape.
'The painting has been offered for sale by an unnamed family of a Slovak painter who probably met Hitler personally when he was struggling to become an artist in Vienna during the early 20th century,' Darte owner Jaroslav Krajnak said earlier.

Orange Fitness.

Outlaws of the Marsh. Byôkwansaku Yôyû, a sword between his teeth, simultaneously strangling his unfaithful wife and her maid.

Height Advantage.

Fake Butt Doctor's Assistant Gets Attacked With A Syringe On A Show.

There are so many odd things about that title.
Either way, it's true. Remember that fake butt doctor that was injecting stupid patients with fake butt implants made out of things like Fix-A-Flat, superglue, cement and mineral oil?
The one that sent many people to real hospitals afterwards?? His name was Oneal Ron Morris.
He also had an accomplice, an assistant, named Corey Eubanks. It was Eubanks (out on bail) that was on the taping of an episode of "The Cristina Show," a Spanish-language program.
Here's what he said happened:
"I was sitting there, talking to Cristina. The mother jumped out of the audience, came, and grabbed the syringe and hit me in the forehead."
Do absolutely absurd things happen to this person ALL THE TIME?? Eubanks' life, if it were a TV show, could never be believed!
We would read his auto-biography in a heartbeat.


http://fitperez.com/2012-01-26-fake-butt-doctors-assistant-gets-attacked-with-a-syringe-on-a-show#.TyJRoFw9m8A

Lights Out.

The Daily What.

The Fountains Of Paradise.

I Believe Someday Someone Will Have A Recipe How To Save All Good People And Punish Bad Ones.

Down The Cypress Avenue...

Let's Talk About Hysteria, Madness, Insane Asylums, Partial Dentures and Disadvantages of Low Income Living...

Sexual Frustration : Porn Addiction.

Isn't That Strange That You Just Want To Have Sex With Objects of Chromaflair Effect Color?

Namaste. Can Reiki Help Erectile Dysfunction?

Holy Haberdashery, Batman!

The Beach Butt.

The Engineering Marvel.

Built For Speed.

March of the Emperor.

Look Closer.

the colo-the colo-the colors!

Telegraph.

Bizarre Delusions in an Evolutionary Perspective of Humanity Is Our Future.

Tools of the Trade - the hard working men of porn.

Why Don't You Suck It Right There.

ZERO POPULATION GROWTH = HEALTHIER PLANET?

http://news.discovery.com/earth/world-population-earth-environment-120113.html

Heather Locklear Is In The Hospital.

Heather Locklear, seen above at the Lakers game on Tuesday night, was shuffled off in an ambulance to the hospital today after her sister freaked out and called 911. TMZ's story is that Heather found out the hard way that following a cocktail of pills with a sweet nectar chaser sometimes makes your insides weird out. Heather's sister was apparently afraid that she was trying to hurt herself and so she called for help. The Ventura County Sheriff's Department can't say why Heather is laid out on a hospital bed tonight, but they did say this to People:

"Emergency response personnel responded to a medical emergency call at Ms. Locklear's residence. Once they arrived, it was determined that Ms. Locklear needed to be transported to the hospital for further medical attention."

Some source opened their mouth to Radar and said that Heather's still hurt in the heart about her break-up with Dr. Peter Burns and she's having a hard time getting over it. This is not how this episode is supposed to play out. Sammy Jo/Amanda Woodward is the one who should be stomping cracks into hearts and putting hos in the hospital, not the other way around. Somebody put Fallon and a horsey drinking pool in front of Heather, because drowning a rival will definitely make her feel better:

Dlisted.

YOUTUBE CLIP OF THE WEEK.

I’ve never thought to relate the miraculousness of God by comparing it to the yummy yummy in my tummy feeling that a bowl of Campbell’s soup gives until today. Got Ritz crackers?

C&D.

Chelsea Handler: My Sister Is in 'Hog Heaven' over New Show.

Chelsea Handler's new sitcom, based on her memoir, is giving everyone involved a bit of a thrill. Chelsea gets to play her older sister. And her older sister gets to feel like a star. 


"My sister is living in hog heaven right now," Handler, 36, said Saturday at a Television Critics Association event in Pasadena, Calif. "The vacations she gets to go on, and she has like a million followers on Facebook." 


But Handler is quick to cut her sibling down to size. "She says, 'I'm a celebrity!' I tell her 'You aren't anything. It's all me,' " Chelsea jokes. 


The sitcom, Are You There, Chelsea?, premieres Wednesday on NBC, and is set a decade ago. Laura Prepon, 31, plays Handler, while Handler plays her older sister Sloane – who is reportedly based on her real sister Simone. 

"What I loved was playing against type, so I cast myself as my sister," Handler says. "[NBC Entertainment chairman] Bob [Greenblatt] wanted me to look sharply different, so I wore a brunette wig. Oh my god. That wig. It has its own sitcom coming out in the fall." 


While Handler admits that "my life is very, very good right now," she is already looking to the future – and thinks she'd be good at more serious interviewing. 


"I would like to do Barbara Walters's interviews," she says. "I just interviewed Piers Morgan, which airs next week. I would love to be able to ask real questions and not be expected to get a laugh every time."

People.

Would-Be Martyr and 72 Virgins.

davidlachapelle.

Another Portion of Christian Bullshit.

Star Wars Hamburgers, a $100K Bar Tab, Martha Stewart Show Cancelled, and More.

Holy hell this may very well be the Novelty Sandwich to end all Novelty Sandwiches: Quick, a French/Belgian fast food chain, will soon offer the aboveDarth Vader Burger (they're calling it the "Dark Vador" Burger but whatever), its slightly more boring compatriot the Jedi Burger, and the significantly more boring Dark Burger (see below). So many questions: Is that a black hamburger bun? Does it taste of evil? Will you get cancer within 15 seconds of consuming it? Do you need to join the Empire first just to be safe? Probably it is just food dye? Also, the Jedi burger looks like it is possibly topped with marshmallows?

Anyway, this is apparently to celebrate Star Wars Episode I 3D being released in France. The burgers will be available starting January 31, and will be available for one month only. That's not a terribly long time to choose your side of the force, as the ads demand, so get on it, you lucky people of France and Belgium.

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Darth Vader and Jedi Hamburgers at Quick in France
The Martha Stewart Show DUNZO After Six Year Run
Birthday Partiers Rack Up $100K Bar Tab in Dubai
Eater Interviews: Ken Oringer on Expansion, Boston, & Cooking for Ferran
Watch the Entirety of Eddie Huang's TV Show Cheap Bites
Charlie Trotter to Close Celebrated Chicago Restaurant
First Look: Pierre Hermé's New Cookbook Pastries

Winemakers and Sommeliers on Their 2012 Resolutions
Japanese Sushi Chain Buys One Bluefin Tuna For $736K
Top Chef Texas Episode 9: This BBQ Is the Pits
Watch a Fight Totally Trash a Montreal Restaurant
Ludacris to Open Chicken-n-Beer in Atlanta Airport
The Layover's Amsterdam Episode: Just the One-Liners

Eater.

THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF WALMART. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN……

meanwhile in africa...

Daily Mail.

Steroids Shrink Balls.

David Lachapelle.

STEVEN TYLER Topless in Maui.

A newly engaged Steven Tyler exercised his right to bare chest yesterday in Maui -- celebrating the New Year with a topless Speedo-clad snorkeling excursion ... not far from his new fiancee.


Steven and his lady Erin Brady have been spending a lot of time in Maui recently -- and as TMZ first reported ... even hired a local spiritual leader to come bless their new Hawaiian home.


TMZ broke the story ... Steven and Erin got engaged on the DL last month -- and Steven's family was pissed they got left out of the loop.

TMZ.