Another Portion of Christian Bullshit.

Star Wars Hamburgers, a $100K Bar Tab, Martha Stewart Show Cancelled, and More.

Holy hell this may very well be the Novelty Sandwich to end all Novelty Sandwiches: Quick, a French/Belgian fast food chain, will soon offer the aboveDarth Vader Burger (they're calling it the "Dark Vador" Burger but whatever), its slightly more boring compatriot the Jedi Burger, and the significantly more boring Dark Burger (see below). So many questions: Is that a black hamburger bun? Does it taste of evil? Will you get cancer within 15 seconds of consuming it? Do you need to join the Empire first just to be safe? Probably it is just food dye? Also, the Jedi burger looks like it is possibly topped with marshmallows?

Anyway, this is apparently to celebrate Star Wars Episode I 3D being released in France. The burgers will be available starting January 31, and will be available for one month only. That's not a terribly long time to choose your side of the force, as the ads demand, so get on it, you lucky people of France and Belgium.

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Darth Vader and Jedi Hamburgers at Quick in France
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Watch the Entirety of Eddie Huang's TV Show Cheap Bites
Charlie Trotter to Close Celebrated Chicago Restaurant
First Look: Pierre Hermé's New Cookbook Pastries

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Japanese Sushi Chain Buys One Bluefin Tuna For $736K
Top Chef Texas Episode 9: This BBQ Is the Pits
Watch a Fight Totally Trash a Montreal Restaurant
Ludacris to Open Chicken-n-Beer in Atlanta Airport
The Layover's Amsterdam Episode: Just the One-Liners

Eater.

THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF WALMART. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN……

meanwhile in africa...

Daily Mail.

Steroids Shrink Balls.

David Lachapelle.

STEVEN TYLER Topless in Maui.

A newly engaged Steven Tyler exercised his right to bare chest yesterday in Maui -- celebrating the New Year with a topless Speedo-clad snorkeling excursion ... not far from his new fiancee.


Steven and his lady Erin Brady have been spending a lot of time in Maui recently -- and as TMZ first reported ... even hired a local spiritual leader to come bless their new Hawaiian home.


TMZ broke the story ... Steven and Erin got engaged on the DL last month -- and Steven's family was pissed they got left out of the loop.

TMZ.

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